smoke that skin wagon and see what happens.....i said throw down boy!

oh_sexomatic @ 2004-03-26T19:21:00

2004-03-27T03:21:58Z

check out my new site you scurvy scalliwags, for i shall never use this pile again. the new one is delude_veracity.

oh_sexomatic @ 2004-03-25T23:59:00

2004-03-26T08:03:20Z

Ive had a horrible case of the blues for the past couple o days boys and girls. all my self confidence just went swirlin down the shitter. eeesh, well, the one thing that keeps a perk smile on my face is the thought that someone loves me. muah, you know who you are. i leave you bitches with a pic of myself and daniel gad that is older than life itself. brace yourselves.

ps. aww yes, i am going to be a bitch and ask that the person that loves me, you know who you are, either say that you love me, or give a little clue as to you loving me. otherwise i will never ever drink your hot chocolate ever again.

love me.

2004-03-25T08:36:02Z

Ive fallen into a black hole inside of my innards. my whole world is being thrashed about and i can see the hate and anguish inside of me but every time i reach out to free myself of it i get my feet swept from under me, and noone is there for me in my time of desperation. all i want is the chance to cry out, but my vocal cords have been stripped from me. give me a chance to live...free me from this eternal damnation. i need, and i beg of you to cut me down. take my life and hold it in front of my eyes. you have proven to me beyond the shadow of a doubt that there is no chance for me to survive my suffering. end me. please.

love me
love me

eddie= love junkie

2004-03-22T06:57:42Z

im gonna make this pile short and sweet.

-got arrested on friday
-was harrased beyond the question of a doubt
-missed norma jean
-realized just how much i care for chelsea
-someone special proposed to me. hehe
-jason gave me a lecture. "what did i tell you? dont get caught bitch. when you see those headlights that's when you throw your girly over your soldiers and run like a bitch."
-watched caged combat. tuff as nails
-witnessed the cutest thing in the world, you hip cats should go out.
- missed kayleigh's partay. had an emergency.
-bought a guns and roses tribute album with brennans money
-ate brownies
-bumped limp bizkit in matt's car.
-the killer migrane sharks started attacking my eye sockets
-watched two dudes get down and dirty
-clamped jason's nipple
-bitched and bitched and bitched
-the pigs called me pinky. haha, so i told them chicks dig pink

"but you...you were my favorite. but you, you know, you were my favorite."

fatty with a phat tatty

2004-03-17T21:10:29Z

i shower way too much. two times a day usually. it cant be cause of any masturbation fetish, hell i can do that anywhere i want, i think im just impecably clean. haha, brennan says its killing my skin...that would suck.

eeesh, i am one love sick puppy.

i miss you.

"and when the world finally comes to an end he'll simply laugh and smile for he would take such comfort in knowing there would be no tomorrow."

fatty with a phat tatty= mi padre

happy saint patricks today. go get daisy'd up.

what!

2004-03-16T02:46:41Z

YEEEEEEEAAHHHHHH! i did it!!!! 4 alkjdijelijclijdlij days!...i <3 you.

take that bitches

you and i

2004-03-11T06:50:34Z

no, do not look to me for moral support. you would be better off selling ladies undergarments in Amstredam.

4x in her presence, no kissing. can he do it?...she can do it, so i really have no choice. haha. i make the stupidest suggestions. how about i make a vow of celibacy for an entire year? how about i give up AIM for lent? how about i go four times seeing you without smothering you with kisses. ugh, KABLOOIE. fucking wack myself dead.

who wants to arrange an english ballroom dance party with me? all guys must where white wigs, all girls must have corsets and large breasts. dear lord i <3 the english.

i wanna know what tickles your fancy. yes you.

im a man about his business

2004-03-08T08:43:31Z

...its god's day. figures that the almighty makes every sunday the worst day of my week. thank ye kindly. i think instead of telling you how my weekend was friday through sunday, ill tell you sunday back to friday.

so on this holy day i sat through a 4 hour long arguement, coughed up god knows what, had the supreme honor of helping clean the house, and many other tedeous things.

saturday was stupendous. i must of lost at least 7 pounds from all the physical activity that was thrown my way. i made to trips two the mall and back on foot, hardcore danced for hours on end with gil, nick and others, had a hella awesome jumping contest with old friends, skateboarded like a mad dog, freaked with chelsea, paige, and brennan, and did many an unholy act whilst reading austins newly updated live journal. (go check it out. greatest post ever. ravingagnostic.)i got to hang out with many fantastic peeps on saturday including members of solari and their cronies, clarkatron, kayleigh, and numerous people who shall not be mentioned.

friday was a looooooot of work. practiced for blood rave for hours on end, and then blood rave. im not gonna say much about it because im sure everyone has heard a great deal about how awesome it was already, but i must say this. venus diode rocked the fucking house. played a 143 song set and got everyone dancin and singin. gabe played hey jude which set my soul ablaze. okay nuff sed. go see venus diode soon. theyre unbelievable...i double kissed couso. hehe. beat that nukka.

"she was all i ever wanted"

oh_sexomatic @ 2004-03-03T23:26:00

2004-03-04T07:39:32Z

hello hello. good news kiddys, im back in gear again. eddie sphagetti has his head back on straight, all his marbles are in one place, and he still owes stevie 44 bucks...but that's ok! cause im broke as a joke. i blue balled myself so bad the other day, it was hideous. i just couldnt get my business goin and i had cramps all day. yep i rule.

this weekend is gonna be KICK ASS. it's gonna be a movie weekend to the max and i love it. on my movie list shall be the following movies: some like it hot, 40 ndays and 40 nights, trading places, mouline rouge (hopefully), granny's sleepover party thang, and if i feel up to it, all 5 volumes of pride and prejudice.

anyone who loves me should come on down and watch some stupendous flicks with the eddman.

"hey, ive got an idea. microwave clothing. yeah! so you can stay warm, and bake a potato in your pants at the same time." NIGHT SHIFT

oh_sexomatic @ 2004-03-02T18:02:00

2004-03-03T02:10:24Z

i broke edge today...

im sure i lost the best friend i could ever have as well, im so sorry chelsea.

i thought you guys should know, even though i dont plan on doing it ever again i gave in, and its killing me.

...i never thought such a stupid title would mean so much. i thought it was cliche and worthless, but it really meant the world. it gave me self confidence which i was definetly lacking.

well, thats all i suppose.

slice em dice em

2004-03-02T20:24:15Z

well kiddos, im out of whatever funk i was in. i figure life is too short to waste on being gloomy and depressed. last night i moshed it up. went to the ol knitting factory and saw winterdale and a few other bands. kind of a suck ass show, but i was the first and last person to dance, rock on.

fuck lent, the pope can die. i went a week without aim and i almost shot myself. haha, yup, im ultra cool.

i think i should become a model. i figure im not half bad looking, and ive seen some ugly mo fo's model, so why not ey. that would be so much better than working retail or something stupid.

uhh, my dad just got a ginormous tv, and its breaking our tv stand...oh dear.

is dilude a word?

oh_sexomatic @ 2004-02-29T22:23:00

2004-03-01T06:24:23Z

im heartbroken. ive been beaten, harrased, berrated, and ive been able to side step all that without a second thought. this fucking hurts though. forgive me for being a sentimental maggot, but for now at least, im gonna speak my mind.

yes, i do care for you, and yes im upset.

dont worry kiddos, ill be back to my old self in a couple o days. do yourself a favor, dont ask questions, dont sympathize.

didi wad

2004-03-01T00:33:47Z

i think it's high time for me to get a job. im going fucking mad each day without human interaction, that is until all you kiddies get outta school. but from the moment i wake until about 4 o clock i find myself doing one of the following things:

1. dancing in my skivies
2. jurkin my durkin to pictures of various men and women
3. singin prince tunes
4. prancing about the streets in queermo outfits

this routine can become rather boring for the following reasons:

a. my skivies are all basically the same color
b. i get cramps
c. i only know one prince song
d. you get pretty sick and tired of noone noticing you...well noone lest the mexican gardeners. booyah.

so, if you know anyone who needs a male giggilo, a pimp, a grocery bagger, a monk, or a transgender she-male model, than ring me.

p.s. the transgender she-male isnt me, that would be mi padre.

p.p.s. i owe stevie 44 dollars

smells like wacky tabacky

2004-02-27T23:48:06Z

wow, the past week or so has been so amazing. sigh. nights in the rain, dancing and kissing...Ik ben in liefde. my heart belongs to another.

for lent i gave up aol instant messenger. yes, yes, i am retarded, but this gives me a chance to hang out with my weener dogs more. phat. anyone that wants to call me is free to do so, you can get my number from ravi, or paige, or jc.

mmm, someone please update me on upcoming shows. without aim im kinda outta the loop.

i <3 you

lez boogie

2004-02-23T07:57:04Z

not much goin on in the wonderful world of eddie sphagetti. this weekend was very strange. it had its good points, its great points, and its horrid points. mmm, good point: got my monroe pierced, i'll be posting pics once i have pics to post. great point: got to see my wonderful lady friend tonight who i missed horribly. horrid point: had to spend the whole weekend with my mom who went skitzo on me. oh well, life goes on.

im recording with one of my bands this week, so watch out for that shit.

ciao lover.

feel like making love

2004-02-19T07:16:43Z

today was fucking beautiful. the weather was gorgeous for bein rainy and semi cloudy. i was even inclined to rock the shit in my shorts and go on a walk, so i did. my compadre chelsea and i walked down to the park lookin too cute for life, it was definetly a good day.

"so come trip into my garden lazy. so come trip into my garden crazy. so come trip into my garden."

"start rippin, start tearin. blue eyes and im starin."

i completely agree with ravi and nick nick that we need a fucking show soon. i miss seein the boys of VD and bein able to dance the night away with random guys and gals. haha. fun shat. well, i must confess my sins and watch them swirl down the toilet.

vonderful

2004-02-17T09:13:27Z

it was dilly wade's birthday last night. he's turnin into quite the ladie's man. we dressed him up in my cloths and both of the girls in the hizzle's jaws dropped. fo sheezy. i enjoyed his birthday twenty times more than mine, other than the crazy awesome cake paige and chelsea made on my b day. that was hot. i got to hang out with austin and brennan this weekend which was off the hizzle. we had a jesus load of fun skating and illegally renting movies...yeah that's right. i also got to hang out with ravi quite a bit this weekend. ravi, youre so money and you dont even know it. overall this weekend was really really great. i had a lot of fun and was able to party with a lot of hip cats. party on.

p.s. brennan loves the cock, yes cock brennan, not cokc

im in love with the head detective.

2004-02-15T21:54:41Z

valentines day turned out to be quite enjoyable. nick, ravi, and paige rocked the cock with me all day which was pretty cool. we went on quite the little adventure, partying with jesus's main establishment, looking way cooler than solari at the habit, nicks anal cream, gabe's marvelous vocal abilities, and that asian hooker that wont leave me alone. i got a valentine at the very last moment which was quite awesome. i wont say who cause she might rip my testicles from my innards.

brennan has a large penis. rock on.

best song ever

2004-02-14T08:15:24Z

Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me

Lesbian Seagull

Settle down and rest with me

Fly with me lesbian seagull

To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're with me
She skims the water
At the new time to seek
Her fish and she emerges
With one squirming in her beak

She plays among the waves
And hides between the swells
She walks the beach at twilight

Searching for some shells
Come with me

Lesbian Seagull

Settle down and rest with me

Oh fly with me lesbian seagull

To my little nest by the sea

With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're -- you're with me

And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She loooks at her as if to say
The day is done
It's time to find their shelter

Hidden in the dunes

And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me

Lesbian seagull

You just watch the world oh my

Just you and me lesbian seagull

Side by side with me 'till we die
<'Till we die>
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin' high

Until we die...

survey

2004-02-12T12:10:17Z

.[EMO].

xx.Do you enjoy depressing music?
Yes, it makes me happy

xx.What makes you sigh?
Knowing that ive got a healthy prostate

xx.How many hours a day, on average, do you spend feeling sorry for yourself?
Pssht. Bitch, is there a time when eddman doesn’t feel sorry for himself?

xx.Who or what always brings you down?
The home shopping network, cause my cousin hosts it.

xx.Do you wear glasses?
Only when I feel like being super cool

xx.What frightens you?
Couso and gabe’s endless supply of wit

xx.Do you wear sweaters all the time?
I am not at liberty to tell you this

xx.What makes you tick?
tock

xx.How many times has your heart been broken?
Uhh….once I suppose. Once its broken it stays broken right?

xx.What do you think of Dashboard Confessional?
Whats his face will take over the world with his cheasy lyrics and fake chin

.[PUNK].

xx.Tell me about that time you broke that law?
Haha. I was doing cuba gooding jr. in the rear and we got caught by the pigs.

xx.What or who pisses you off?
Orlando bloom

xx.Would you rather date a sissy or a homebody?
Id rather date your daughter

xx.Sex or drugs or breaking stuff?
Is there any way I can be doing all three at the same time?

xx.The Clash or The Ramones?
The ramones cause they were much uglier than the clash

xx.What do you think about Anarchy?
Livin la vida loca

xx.Tell me about a prank you played!
…ummm…wigga’s don’t have time to play pranks you silly bastard

xx.Do you do things that are "bad for your body"?
sure do. I poop too much

xx.How many times have/were you kicked out of that place?!
Which place again?

xx.Are you in trouble all the time?
Nope, im the good one

.[GOTH].

xx.Do you want to die?
If youre sportin’ the cash to for me to do so then sure

xx.What do you think about graveyards?
I always think of cemetary man when he was romping that chick on the old dudes grave. classic

xx.Do you write poetry often?
Yes, yes I do. Doesn’t mean youre better than me though. ::goes and hangs himself::

xx.How much black clothing do you own?
Uhh, the real question is do I own any clothes that arent black.

xx.What type of makeup do you wear?
Yours if the time is right.

xx.What do you think about pain?
The only true pain is the mad titty twisters matt donaldson throws my direction at any givin time.

xx.Masochism or sadism?
Masoch-ism….sad-ism…yeah, im sad but what the fuck is a masoch?

xx.How do you feel about the rest of the world?
Come to me children. I am your savior.

xx.Do you cry often?
Nope, cant do it. Wanta fight about it?

xx.What do you think about vampires?
what do you think about anal?

.[METAL].

xx.How messy are you in general?
…I swear that’s a mayonnaise stain damn it.

xx.Do you bang your head on things repeatedly?
Only when I go down on you baby

xx.What do you think of mullets?
Uhhh….pube locks. That’s the first thing that came to mind

xx.When did you start drinking alcohol?
When my grandpa snuck it into my formula

xx.Do you go to concerts often?
Yes, yes I do. Mosh it up.

xx.What bands rock your pants off?
Himsa, afi, the blood brothers, norma jean, uhhhh….not enough energy to right them all. Please die

xx.What do you think about violence?
Bring on the mosh

xx.Who or what makes you homicidal?
stevie

xx.Worship Satan or practice black magic?
Ill fiddle-dy fum you to the depths you fowl stink beast

xx.How wild are you in general?
Uhh, I didn’t know metal kids were supposed to be wild. whateva

.[GRUNGE].

xx.Are you wearing any clean clothes right now?
A sports bra and yo momma’s thoia thoing

xx.How often do you do the laundry, anyway?
…don’t ask that. I wont be able to give you an accurate answer

xx.Do you wear flannel shirts a lot? .
only when I blaze with buddy holly

xx.When was the last time you showered?
Uhhh, what’s a shower?

xx.Do you speak clearly?
Heicks dubage gone bad?

xx.Are you a lazy person?
Not quite. Im taking this stupid survey arent I?

xx.Do you play any instruments?
I play the trouser snake

xx.Who or what do you rant about a lot?
The wizard of oz and my lover

xx.Empathy or Sympathy?
Sympathize PLEASE

xx.What do you think about Nirvana?
Oh I swear he had a gun.

.[INDIE].

xx.What makes you different from the rest of them?
I have cool cop glasses and a cute butt. Woah yeah

xx.Who or what makes you bitter?
Winona ryder makes me bitter. Why does she have to be so damn beautiful

xx.What was the last big decision you made?
“is this your baby sir?” “uhhhhh, ummmmm, maybe”

xx.Are you a happy-go-lucky type of person?
What do you think you prick?

xx.What do you think about conformity?
Im hip, im with it

xx.How hard do you work to get what you want?
Haha. I don’t work buddy…ever

xx.What do you resent?
Woody allen loved me and I didn’t love him back

xx.Why might some people consider you to be an asshole?
…im fuzzy and pink

xx.Do you trust others?
Obviously yes, youre asking me all these questions and im glady giving you what you want even though I don’t know you

xx.Are you a loyal friend?
Only if you don’t have a sister. Jk…hows yo momma been?

.[RAP].

xx.Do you live in the ghetto?
SCV representin. Ghetto of the white man’s hood

xx.Have you ever even held a gun before?
Actually yes. Quite a few times

xx.How much bling do you own?
Uhhhh, I live in the ghetto remember? Us true bruthas keep it real

xx.Would you rather have your best friend be a wangsta or a wigga?
Hmm, that’s a tuffy seing that he’s mexican….id shoot for wigga.

xx.Would you rather be bustin' caps or rollin' joints?
Rollin doobies baby

xx.Big butts or big boobs?
Im into anerexic people so fuck off

xx.What's your best pickup line?
Snoochy boochies?

xx."Fo' Sho" or "Yeah, son"?
What now bitch

xx.What race are most of your friends?
Ebony.

xx.Ever been to prison?
Nope.

.[POP].

xx.Who or what makes you so excited you piss your pants?
Justin timberlake!!!

xx.Prep or Yuppie?
Puppy?

xx.How much money do you spend on bad music?
I don’t spend money, my daddy buys all my horrible toons

xx.Justin Timberlake or Nick Carter?
I got them both in bed once

xx.Do you like mainstream music?
duh

xx.Do you want to be a pop diva?
Im already a pop diva biotch

xx.How many times, on average, do you say "like"
Like, probably like, on average like….umm. like I lost all train of though

xx.OMIGOD or OMG?
OMEGA GOD OF DESTRUCTION

xx.Ditsy or just plain stupid?
Im blonde and polish. Figure it out for youself

VD Bruisers

2004-02-09T06:56:28Z

greetings and salutations to all who have the displeasure of reading this dung pile. tonight was amazingly fun. i got to hang out with my dream woman shannyn sossamon and play slide with her sister which was hella cool. i got hit in the eye which was also fantastic. the irony of being punched in the fucking cheak bone at a venus diode show is just breath taking. anyways ::sigh:: tonight was most excellent. the boys of VD put out a great show and really got the crowed movin. mmm. good fight, good night.

ravi is la sex

2004-02-02T07:35:14Z

my birth day is this friday kiddos. hehe. im excited about that. all i asked for were clothes and a couple o cds, which is all i really want at the moment. i didnt ask for anything big this year, cause i knew id only get that one item and nothing else. for example, i wanted a digital camara and some other stuff, and id probably only get a digital camara, a shitty ass one to boot. i get to go to san francisco in a month. hehehehehe. im waaaaaay excited about that. itll be my brother, my mom, and me, and thatll be kinda nice cause i need to spend more time with them. will someone please find me someone who will pierce my dick for as little moola as possible? that would be splendid. peace out youngins

p.s. i might be working with brennan at hollister so look out for that.

dance sucka

2004-01-29T06:40:47Z

my day has kicked ass. i got to see my brennana who just got back from hawaii, wwoooooah, and that was hip. i also got to jam with one of my bands today and that was fun fun fun. me and the hombres went down to straw hat where i threw pizza on matt, punched gil in the eye, and kicked nicks ass at air hockey. yeah, i rued the day. my chola and i conversed and broke up like three times and then got back together. haha. it was cute. "I wanta kiss you all ova, and over and again, til the night closes in. TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES INNNNNN." yeah, im a dork. sue me. oh, and will someone pleeeeeease explain to me why everyone is in love with orlando bloom. ill chop his fucking balls off.

trinkets and fiddly sticks

2004-01-25T07:01:03Z

oh i cant wait for tomorrow. i get to see my wonderful lady and we're gonna boogie on down to the E to the mother fucking C to see big fish. how cool is that? ugh, way not excited about winter formal. blagh. curse the woman in brown. haha. who knows. that little shindig might prove to be interesting...BUT THOSE CUNTS ARE GONNA MAKE ME PAY 25 DOLLARS TO GET IN. ill kill them.

blonde hair = death to eddie munster

2004-01-23T08:44:29Z

"heh. the drunken piano player. you aint gonna be able to hit nothing. in fact, i bet youre so drunk youre seein double."

"ive got two guns, one for each of ya."

im in a very clint eastwood mood right now. i feel like im 80 but i still think i can kick everyones ass. bring it on younguns. i cut my hair short. im rockin the fashion hawk now and my hair is blonde. god it makes me look young. i dont feel young though. i feel like one of those munchkins in the wizard of oz. i look like im 16 but think like a 20 year old....i wonder if those lolly pop kids get it on. nevermind that, on to more important things. i feel the heat comin from kayleigh. once she sees my blonde shes gonna breath fire and squelch me in eternal flames i know it. whateva. i still love the gal. well, i must be off, there is much work to be done to prepare for the corpse.

vote for bush or answer to me.